Not. Suitable. For. Work. (Or life, really)

WELCOME TO OUR DARK ROOM! 

Here we'll be unveiling teasers and excerpts that could get us BANNED from facebook / twitter / the interweb at large!

NIPPLES. SEXY TIMES. HAIR PULLING and THROAT GRABBING. Yup, if you're in this section of our website, make sure you're alone.... or GET THE HELL BACK TO THE HOME PAGE! 

For the love of all things bookish and villainous, we implore you to look at this when NO children or little old ladies are present - they might be scarred for life / have a heart attack / both!

We're not kidding... tits and ass ERRYWHERE.

And... you're welcome ;)